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Oh man, working for Best Buy was a riot. And by riot, I mean a pain in the ass at times. But anyway, check out this news story. I will probably go back to work there in the summer if I can't figure anything else out too.

I feel like science has made great strides and leaps in the last week or so.

Every time I turn round, something cool is happening in the world of science. Theories are being proposed, disproven, reworked, and great new information is surfacing on the composition of our world and our universe. It's almost like science fiction.

CSW Insight:

The Charter School of Wilmington: maybe the only high school where it was a good joke to convert your word document to a PDF and then hand it in on a disk

Or write a paper in webdings.

Is this fucking shit Real?

New dinosaur a turkey

Intelligent Design Doomed. Dude on South College Avenue, stick this in your fucking bible and smoke it.

Missing Link of Evolution Found; Intelligent Design Be Damned

Someone took all the motherfucking MELANGE out of life.

Melange is spice, dumbasses. It's not so hard. When I clap, you sing.

Put that in your Solo cup and drink it.

Great Way to Piss Off People Who Take The Bible Literally:

Jesus maybe walked on ice, scientist suggests

Two Upcoming Sequels That Seems Unnecessary:

Evan Almighty
Ocean's 13

I nearly spit out my milk when I heard about Ocean's 13. It sounds like a joke. This is the kind of thing people make fun of when they talk about way too many sequels being produced.

Gmail added smart replies

More than a MONTH ago. Why didn't I notice this? About time, this was so necessary.

PC Game Developers:

Be smart. Make your games Linux compatible "out of the box." Think about it: there ARE Linux users out there who like playing games (me). There are VERY few games out there that support Linux. The emulation software kind of sucks right now. Wine is free and basically terrible for games. It took me two weeks to get Half Life 2 "working" and even then it was completely unplayable. Cedega appears to be better, but you have to pay for it every month! What the hell is that? Oh, and also, it doesn't work for me at all. What popular game aside from Unreal Tournament 2004 has been released in the last 2 or 3 years that supports Linux? Oh yeah I guess Doom 3 too but that's because id Software is pretty awesome about having all their games playable in Linux. If a developer was smart, they would release a game that would work on Linux, because no one else is doing it. Linux users would pay to buy this game, just as I paid to buy Unreal Tournament 2004 years after it was released, just to have something to play when I'm in Linux.

I just read that Savage 2 is going to have native support for Linux, here. I'm willing to bet that Linux gamers will pick it up just because it actually works on their chosen OS! I think I will too.

Read the news.

There might just actually be life on Mars. Or Saturn. Or aliens raining down in red rain in India.

Just read the fucking news. There's a lot going on right now.

Dumbasses:

Looks like there is a new AIM virus going around. This one is a fake myspace pictures link. Make sure your links are legit before you click on them: ask the people who send it to you to verify that it's legit.

If you use Microsoft Internet Explorer, this stuff installs itself automatically...switch to Firefox. Or quit Windows. Whichever is easier for you.

This is a great new humor site to read every day:

Married To The Sea: a daily comic.

This website comes to the internet courtesy of Natalie Dee, of http://www.nataliedee.com, and her husband who also has a pretty good daily comic site, which can be found here: link.

Game Systems I Miss Dearly:

Sega Dreamcast

America Developing Hot New Ways of Killing

Info here.

People I miss in the media

Billy Crystal

I fully endorse this Vietnamese Public Service Announcement.

Well, here's something you don't see every day. I've always wanted to see signs here like this. We should have stuff near live wire that says DANGER: YOU COULD FUCKING DIE IF YOU TOUCH THIS.

Stickyrice: No Pink Bird Meat

Article about Windows Vista

For those who are skeptics (myself included): an article about Windows Vista, and why it will not suck:

Why Windows Vista Won't Suck

A Fascinating Blog. Real life homeless person has a blog.

Check this out, it's really interesting stuff...

View From the Sidewalk

I don't care about the Olympics. But I did find this interesting:

Here's a news story about a streaker at the Olympics. Big deal, right? Who gives a shit about the Olympics, and who gives a shit about streakers? Heh.


What they don't tell you is that he had "Golden Palace" tattooed on his chest and he was planted there as a marketing gimmick. Clever.