The Pirate Party of the United States

BAM. Obviously my fucking thing. Where do I sign up. I wish this was aroud when I got my new driver's license a few weeks ago. When I registered to vote, I would've loved to tell the woman who signed me up that I was a member of the Pirate party.

More about this at Wired News, here.

MMO Post-Addiction Idiocy

So I'm sitting here winding down for bed just reading a forum seeing how Everquest is going and all of a sudden I am reading this thread about World of Warcraft and how the druid class is a lot like a bard and these crazy ideas pop into my head like "Noah try out the druid class you'll love it you'll fill this hole in your soul where a MMO used to be" and I take out the World of Warcraft box and put one of the discs and my drive then I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING" and I put it away.

Bullet dodged!

A Remedy For This Slump?

I've been sitting around for the last 3 weeks wondering what the fuck to do aside from work (which is not stimulating in the least, and I think it's starting to drain my soul), and now, it just dawned on me: I have a shit load of books queued up on my computer to read, which will help me in life.

The answers, they are always looking us right in the face, but just below eye level.

Wallos.

Boredom and inability to produce anything of worth -

Noah of 6 months ago, where the fuck are you?

Sucking at Life: Sleeping Late

Hi there. I can't get out of bed until 2 or 3pm most days, these days. Sure, it's summer vacation. But, to me, summer vacation does not mean sitting around on my ass doing nothing all day. I want to use my days productively. And I'm sure I could do this, if I could just fucking wake up in the morning and stay up for the remainder of the day. I feel absolutely no motivation to wake my ass up. Full of grumbles.

This web log is on freeze.

Freeze, web log!

You got 419'ed

I'm coining this term right here and now. Gonna work it into my "mental lexicon."

Read about why, here.

Sony.

They're the only ones who don't realize how badly their fucking up right now.

I met god once

not a very talkative fellow.

Bush is in the closet, Anthrax is a great soup thickener, and death around the corner for millions, says the dalai lama

These stories and more at 5:))))))))))))))))

Instead of working on one of the two presentations I have due at the end of this week:

Part of the time I spent procrastinating was taking a solid hour to make my gaim settings work and transfer back and forth between Windows and Linux, and to make sure they worked well, for everything. It's highly satisfying. More satisfying than making progress on two very real projects that are huge portions of my grades? Possibly.

Chindogu. The next internet meme?

Something tells me there are going to be a lot more stories in the near future on Boing Boing and sites like that on Chindogu. It's just ripe for it.

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/04/chindogu_anarchic_wh.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chindogu

Mounting Frustrations With Windows.

For a while there, the more time I spent working with Linux, the more I liked Linux. I may be reaching a point of diminishing returns on that token, but I can safely say that the more time I spend in Windows, the less I like it now.  It  has gotten to the point where I really could give a fuck less about the lack of gaming in Linux because aside from that, Windows has just kind of died for me. It's not as nice to look at, not as nice to use, and not as fun as an operating system. It feels like a chore to do anything in Windows, not to say that it's difficult. Just...boring.

I've been telling people for months that bees are smart as hell.

First we learn that they can recognize human faces, now this.

Bees

The Hidden Profile Effect: I learned something important about group decisions today in school.

Read this if you've ever had to do a group project in school or at work. It might be enlightening. This is all about a concept called the hidden profile. Let's say you are in a group with just one other person. Two of you. You have a decision to make; you want to figure out whether or not you should incorporate idea X into your project. Logically, you come up with all of the benefits of choosing A, and all of the drawbacks of doing it. Imagine your partner is doing the same thing.  As it turns out, you come up with 4 reasons for thinking that A is going to work in the project, and only 3 reasons why it might not work.. We will label your "pluses" as X1, X2, X3, and X4.  Your "minuses" will be Y1, Y2, and Y3.  Your partner has also finished doing their brainstorming, and has come up with a slightly different set of positive consequences for using this idea in the project. His "pluses" are X1, X2, X3, and X5. His "minuses" are entirely different from yours: Y4, Y5, and Y6.

When you converge to discuss the topic at hand, you're likely to only discuss the point of view that you like more (in this case, the positive). Same thing with your partner. You'll go through your list of ideas, and when you get to X4 your partner will say "oh yeah, I never thought of that!" In turn, you will learn from his X5.  In total, you will have 5 positive reasons for going with the idea. The tragedy here, is that between the two of you, there were 6 unique reasons NOT to do the idea, but you never discuss them. 

Why does this happen? Maybe it's because we instinctually want to be right, and so we just "jettison" all of the ideas that we have come up with that support our point of view, A.  We don't even give the lesser, "inferior" in our mind point of view a second chance. And we really should. I think a way to remedy this would be to try to discuss both sides of an idea even if you only support one of them.  It might make group projects better. Lord knows that most of us need to communicate better in tasked group settings...

I learned about this today in my interpersonal communication theory class with Dr. Charles Pavitt, a communications professor at the University of Delaware. You can read more about this at his page on Social Influence here (search for hidden profile effect).

One casting director said to me, “The studios will only make comedies, and those with only four people, two of whom were in Wedding Crashers!”

We Lost It at the Movies -- New York Magazine

Stephen Colbert airs out the Bush Administration at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=26416

A Link to Today's hilarious Jerkcity comic strip

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2740.html

Fighting Crime

(10:44:41 PM) Noah: I saw a shirt that made me vomit all over myself on friday
(10:44:45 PM) Useff: really
(10:44:47 PM) Noah: it said "You looked better on facebook"
(10:44:51 PM) Noah: the guy looked so proud
(10:44:55 PM) Useff: LOL
(10:45:00 PM) Noah: he was disgusted when I vomited, but for some reason, I couldn't stop laughing
(10:45:24 PM) Useff: AHAHAHAHA
(10:47:42 PM) Useff: seven
(10:47:52 PM) Noah: seven deadly sins
(10:48:03 PM) Useff: you can expect five more of these
(10:48:31 PM) Noah: Detective Alex Cross just doesn't give a fuck
(10:48:34 PM) Noah: He just wants to retire, man
(10:50:11 PM) Useff: I just rummaged around in your room with sleeping Dad for the movie
(10:50:27 PM) Noah: did he mumble constantly battering your asshole
(10:50:52 PM) Useff: no but I think I woke him up for a sec
(10:53:45 PM) Useff: "Coroner said this could have gone on for more than twelve hours."
(10:54:09 PM) Useff: "You don't take the time to do this -- unless the act itself has meaning."
(10:54:31 PM) Noah: Are you hungry?
(10:54:44 PM) Useff: I will be
(10:55:03 PM) Useff: "This can't be my last duty. It's gonna go on and on and on."
(10:55:21 PM) Noah: Of all places to be transferred...why here
(10:55:24 PM) Useff: yeah
(10:55:32 PM) Useff: "This should not be his first assignment. It's too soon for him."
(10:55:36 PM) Useff: They had no idea
(10:55:54 PM) Noah: do you want to go out to get something to eat with me?
(10:56:00 PM) Useff: yeah, let me take a shower dunn
(10:56:05 PM) Noah: I'm thinking ihop in new castle
(10:56:13 PM) Useff: That's a drive, but ok
(10:56:13 PM) Noah: I should shower too
(10:56:26 PM) Noah: yeah the reason I want to go is that it's a drive
(10:56:31 PM) Noah: plus there might be black girls to holla at
(10:56:33 PM) Useff: "Gluttony, greed (fingers) sloth, wrath, pride, lust"
(10:56:38 PM) Useff: "and envy. Seven."
(10:56:45 PM) Useff: "You can expect five more of these"
(10:57:00 PM) Useff: Yeah, let me take shower
(10:57:12 PM) Noah: I'm gonna shower and get ready for the day lol
(10:57:16 PM) Useff: HAHAHA
(10:57:36 PM) Useff: Keondra needs dick lol
(10:57:52 PM) Useff: getting in the shower
(10:57:57 PM) Noah: Dude I was obviously
(10:58:02 PM) Noah: talking about light skin girls
(10:58:05 PM) Useff: HAHAHAHA
(10:58:05 PM) Noah: what do you think I am,?
(10:58:10 PM) Useff: I HAVE STANDARDS
(10:58:12 PM) Noah: DUH
(10:58:35 PM) Noah: if the hair ain't good, I get no wood
(10:58:41 PM) Useff: ahahaha
(10:58:44 PM) Useff: I don't know if I've heard that
(10:58:51 PM) Noah: I coined it a few seconds ago
(10:58:58 PM) Useff: that's awesome, use it
(10:59:09 PM) Useff: not around white people though, they would probably not get it
(10:59:18 PM) Useff: I mean, you can use it around them I guess because they wouldn't get it
(10:59:33 PM) Noah: "what makes hair good? :-?"
(10:59:39 PM) Useff: lol