(10:44:41 PM) Noah: I saw a shirt that made me vomit all over myself on friday
(10:44:45 PM) Useff: really
(10:44:47 PM) Noah: it said "You looked better on facebook"
(10:44:51 PM) Noah: the guy looked so proud
(10:44:55 PM) Useff: LOL
(10:45:00 PM) Noah: he was disgusted when I vomited, but for some reason, I couldn't stop laughing
(10:45:24 PM) Useff: AHAHAHAHA
(10:47:42 PM) Useff: seven
(10:47:52 PM) Noah: seven deadly sins
(10:48:03 PM) Useff: you can expect five more of these
(10:48:31 PM) Noah: Detective Alex Cross just doesn't give a fuck
(10:48:34 PM) Noah: He just wants to retire, man
(10:50:11 PM) Useff: I just rummaged around in your room with sleeping Dad for the movie
(10:50:27 PM) Noah: did he mumble constantly battering your asshole
(10:50:52 PM) Useff: no but I think I woke him up for a sec
(10:53:45 PM) Useff: "Coroner said this could have gone on for more than twelve hours."
(10:54:09 PM) Useff: "You don't take the time to do this -- unless the act itself has meaning."
(10:54:31 PM) Noah: Are you hungry?
(10:54:44 PM) Useff: I will be
(10:55:03 PM) Useff: "This can't be my last duty. It's gonna go on and on and on."
(10:55:21 PM) Noah: Of all places to be transferred...why here
(10:55:24 PM) Useff: yeah
(10:55:32 PM) Useff: "This should not be his first assignment. It's too soon for him."
(10:55:36 PM) Useff: They had no idea
(10:55:54 PM) Noah: do you want to go out to get something to eat with me?
(10:56:00 PM) Useff: yeah, let me take a shower dunn
(10:56:05 PM) Noah: I'm thinking ihop in new castle
(10:56:13 PM) Useff: That's a drive, but ok
(10:56:13 PM) Noah: I should shower too
(10:56:26 PM) Noah: yeah the reason I want to go is that it's a drive
(10:56:31 PM) Noah: plus there might be black girls to holla at
(10:56:33 PM) Useff: "Gluttony, greed (fingers) sloth, wrath, pride, lust"
(10:56:38 PM) Useff: "and envy. Seven."
(10:56:45 PM) Useff: "You can expect five more of these"
(10:57:00 PM) Useff: Yeah, let me take shower
(10:57:12 PM) Noah: I'm gonna shower and get ready for the day lol
(10:57:16 PM) Useff: HAHAHA
(10:57:36 PM) Useff: Keondra needs dick lol
(10:57:52 PM) Useff: getting in the shower
(10:57:57 PM) Noah: Dude I was obviously
(10:58:02 PM) Noah: talking about light skin girls
(10:58:05 PM) Useff: HAHAHAHA
(10:58:05 PM) Noah: what do you think I am,?
(10:58:10 PM) Useff: I HAVE STANDARDS
(10:58:12 PM) Noah: DUH
(10:58:35 PM) Noah: if the hair ain't good, I get no wood
(10:58:41 PM) Useff: ahahaha
(10:58:44 PM) Useff: I don't know if I've heard that
(10:58:51 PM) Noah: I coined it a few seconds ago
(10:58:58 PM) Useff: that's awesome, use it
(10:59:09 PM) Useff: not around white people though, they would probably not get it
(10:59:18 PM) Useff: I mean, you can use it around them I guess because they wouldn't get it
(10:59:33 PM) Noah: "what makes hair good? :-?"
(10:59:39 PM) Useff: lol
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
Canibus - Can-I-Bus (1998)
(03:14:01 PM) Noah: I style with them hammers x4,
I wild with your nana x2,
Doggie style on the hamper x2,
(04:36:44 PM) Noah: Hey so I'm listening to Can-I-Bus for the first time in years
(04:36:56 PM) Noah: Canibus is just so fucking pretentious with the scientific shit, it's amazing
(04:37:29 PM) Noah: "You don't even know the sequences to the human genome project", as if he knows
(04:37:48 PM) Noah: I guess all of his puffing just seemed so impressive in 7th grade
(04:37:58 PM) Noah: Puffery MCs
Edit: I still love Canibus, partly for the reasons listed above. No one does the science-in-rap thing better. The beef between Bis and LL was one of the most exciting events during my childhood, in relation to hip-hop. His debut album was probably my first big musically disappointment. Discovering 2000 B.C. when I thought Canibus had disappeared from the face of the earth was incredible. Popping the disc into my cd player and realizing that even though Canibus wasn't the second coming of Rakim that everyone expected, but that he was something much more than a flash in the pan, has been interesting.
I wild with your nana x2,
Doggie style on the hamper x2,
(04:36:44 PM) Noah: Hey so I'm listening to Can-I-Bus for the first time in years
(04:36:56 PM) Noah: Canibus is just so fucking pretentious with the scientific shit, it's amazing
(04:37:29 PM) Noah: "You don't even know the sequences to the human genome project", as if he knows
(04:37:48 PM) Noah: I guess all of his puffing just seemed so impressive in 7th grade
(04:37:58 PM) Noah: Puffery MCs
Edit: I still love Canibus, partly for the reasons listed above. No one does the science-in-rap thing better. The beef between Bis and LL was one of the most exciting events during my childhood, in relation to hip-hop. His debut album was probably my first big musically disappointment. Discovering 2000 B.C. when I thought Canibus had disappeared from the face of the earth was incredible. Popping the disc into my cd player and realizing that even though Canibus wasn't the second coming of Rakim that everyone expected, but that he was something much more than a flash in the pan, has been interesting.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Juvenile - Reality Check
(08:01:58 PM) Noah: Trying to listen to Juve's "reality check"
(08:02:00 PM) Noah: wish me luck
(08:02:44 PM) Useff: haha
(08:02:47 PM) Useff: good luck, man
(08:02:55 PM) Useff: Apparently it has some pretty horrible songs
(08:03:26 PM) Useff: oh yeah, john k.'s blog has unaired ren & stimpy clips
(08:03:35 PM) Noah: like the ones you showed me a while ago?
(08:03:54 PM) Useff: yeah but more recent
(08:03:59 PM) Useff: not the same ones
(08:04:02 PM) Useff: taking a shower now
(08:04:06 PM) Noah: cool
(08:05:39 PM) Noah: downside of this feeling: I'm drinking a beer now, and I can't concentrate on more than one thing at a time
(08:05:49 PM) Noah: so if you're relaxed and you're drinking beer, expect your focus to drop
(08:06:19 PM) Noah: which just might be the opposite of when I'm getting a slight buzz otherwise: then I am hypersensitive about everything at once (being totally wasted is another thing entirely)
(08:12:58 PM) Noah: I may have heahrd 2 good songs on this whole mother fucker
(08:13:27 PM) Noah: I think he sampled Jay - Z's voice from dust your shoulders off in this song
(08:13:42 PM) Noah: and somehow this producer just changed that beat
(08:13:46 PM) Noah: it's just bad all over
(08:16:30 PM) Useff: sounds like a real winner
(08:17:07 PM) Noah: whoever said this album was good is bugged in the fucking brain
(08:17:27 PM) Noah: http://pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/j/juvenile/reality-check.shtml HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(08:17:38 PM) Useff: Waldo said a couple songs were good but some of the songs are the worst ever
(08:17:47 PM) Useff: nice link
(08:18:04 PM) Noah: this review says sets go up is the best song on the album
(08:18:10 PM) Noah: I skipped that about 30 seconds in
(08:18:13 PM) Noah: I'm done w/ this.
(08:18:15 PM) Useff: haha
(08:02:00 PM) Noah: wish me luck
(08:02:44 PM) Useff: haha
(08:02:47 PM) Useff: good luck, man
(08:02:55 PM) Useff: Apparently it has some pretty horrible songs
(08:03:26 PM) Useff: oh yeah, john k.'s blog has unaired ren & stimpy clips
(08:03:35 PM) Noah: like the ones you showed me a while ago?
(08:03:54 PM) Useff: yeah but more recent
(08:03:59 PM) Useff: not the same ones
(08:04:02 PM) Useff: taking a shower now
(08:04:06 PM) Noah: cool
(08:05:39 PM) Noah: downside of this feeling: I'm drinking a beer now, and I can't concentrate on more than one thing at a time
(08:05:49 PM) Noah: so if you're relaxed and you're drinking beer, expect your focus to drop
(08:06:19 PM) Noah: which just might be the opposite of when I'm getting a slight buzz otherwise: then I am hypersensitive about everything at once (being totally wasted is another thing entirely)
(08:12:58 PM) Noah: I may have heahrd 2 good songs on this whole mother fucker
(08:13:27 PM) Noah: I think he sampled Jay - Z's voice from dust your shoulders off in this song
(08:13:42 PM) Noah: and somehow this producer just changed that beat
(08:13:46 PM) Noah: it's just bad all over
(08:16:30 PM) Useff: sounds like a real winner
(08:17:07 PM) Noah: whoever said this album was good is bugged in the fucking brain
(08:17:27 PM) Noah: http://pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/j/juvenile/reality-check.shtml HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(08:17:38 PM) Useff: Waldo said a couple songs were good but some of the songs are the worst ever
(08:17:47 PM) Useff: nice link
(08:18:04 PM) Noah: this review says sets go up is the best song on the album
(08:18:10 PM) Noah: I skipped that about 30 seconds in
(08:18:13 PM) Noah: I'm done w/ this.
(08:18:15 PM) Useff: haha
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
New Mobb Deep Record.
9/16 tracks feature G-Unit members.
It's not really a quality album if you're like me and don't like G-Unit.
But there are a few really good tracks on here. Prodigy and Havoc (Havoc moreso) come correct on a few tracks, even some of those with G-Unit on them.
Get it if you ever loved the Mobb and want to see them continue to make records. Hopefully they aren't locked into a contract with G-Unit until they're in their respective gunmetal-plated graves.
It's not really a quality album if you're like me and don't like G-Unit.
But there are a few really good tracks on here. Prodigy and Havoc (Havoc moreso) come correct on a few tracks, even some of those with G-Unit on them.
Get it if you ever loved the Mobb and want to see them continue to make records. Hopefully they aren't locked into a contract with G-Unit until they're in their respective gunmetal-plated graves.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
The Other Woman:
Written by Jesse Mae Robinson:
...as sung by Nina Simone.
The other woman finds time to manicure her nails
The other woman is perfect where her rival fails
And she’s never seen with pin curls in her hair
The other woman enchantes her clothes with french perfume
The other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room
There are never toys that’s scattered everywhere
And when her baby comes to call
He’ll find her waiting like a lonesome queen
Cos when she’s by his side
It’s such a change from old routine
But the other woman will always cry herself to sleep
The other woman will never have his love to keep
And as the years go by the other woman
Will spend her life alone
...as sung by Nina Simone.
The other woman finds time to manicure her nails
The other woman is perfect where her rival fails
And she’s never seen with pin curls in her hair
The other woman enchantes her clothes with french perfume
The other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room
There are never toys that’s scattered everywhere
And when her baby comes to call
He’ll find her waiting like a lonesome queen
Cos when she’s by his side
It’s such a change from old routine
But the other woman will always cry herself to sleep
The other woman will never have his love to keep
And as the years go by the other woman
Will spend her life alone
Friday, April 14, 2006
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh man, working for Best Buy was a riot. And by riot, I mean a pain in the ass at times. But anyway, check out this news story. I will probably go back to work there in the summer if I can't figure anything else out too.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
I feel like science has made great strides and leaps in the last week or so.
Every time I turn round, something cool is happening in the world of science. Theories are being proposed, disproven, reworked, and great new information is surfacing on the composition of our world and our universe. It's almost like science fiction.
CSW Insight:
The Charter School of Wilmington: maybe the only high school where it was a good joke to convert your word document to a PDF and then hand it in on a disk
Or write a paper in webdings.
Or write a paper in webdings.
Someone took all the motherfucking MELANGE out of life.
Melange is spice, dumbasses. It's not so hard. When I clap, you sing.
Put that in your Solo cup and drink it.
Put that in your Solo cup and drink it.
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