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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

FUCK, THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE

I WILL DO THIS ENTIRE ENTRY WITH THE KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK TO DENOTE THE FRUSTRATION I AM FEELING AT THE BLOOD EVERYWHERE. BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE CARPET AND SHIT BECAUSE I HIT MY RIGHT PINKY TOE ON SOMETHING EARLIER AND IT BLED A LITTLE, BUT I DIDN'T PAY IT MUCH ATTENTION. NOW, APPARENTLY IT WAS BLEEDING A LOT MORE THAN I REALIZED BECAUSE THERE ARE RED SPOTS ON THE CARPET IN A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PLACES, AND I'M DAMN SURE IT'S NOT FROM ME MENSTRUATING AS I DO NOT HAVE THE CORRECT BODY PARTS FOR THAT FUNCTION OF LIFE, AND THE PAIN / SMALL WOUND IN MY TOE ALSO LEAD ME TO BELIEVE THAT IS WHERE THE BLOOD IS COMING FROM. I WOULD TAKE PICTURES OF THE BLOODY TOE AND FLOOR, BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE IN POOR TASTE. BLOOD STAINS DO NOT COME OUT TOO WELL. THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP. GOOD THING I AM COVERING THE TOE IN A BANDAID NOW, BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE MORE BLOOD IN MORE PLACES. I REALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS PINKY TOE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN AN ENCUMBRANCE TO ME. I BELIEVE USEFF HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS WITH HIS TOE. THE NAIL ON THIS TOE IS FRAGMENTED AND STUFF. I HAVE FREAK FEET.

1 comment:

_ said...

"AND I'M DAMN SURE IT'S NOT FROM ME MENSTRUATING AS I DO NOT HAVE THE CORRECT BODY PARTS FOR THAT FUNCTION OF LIFE,"

man that was the best thing i have read all week. thank you for the laugh.
-Ralelen